How
to get from Bard to Verse
Think
it, ink it, link it - grow it ,
Write it, cite it, reap it - sow it,
Re-verse it, rehearse it, re-peat it - re-rig it,
Re-do it, renew it, revise it - re-jig it.
Spoof it, proof it, return it - reject it,
Inspect it, correct it, select it - respect it.
Rhyme
it, mime it; time it - pace it;
Fuse it, blues it, - drum & bass it;
Parse it, class it, rock it - roll it,
Push it, pull it, jazz it - soul it.
Waltz
it, schmalz it, hip it - hop it;
R & B it - body-pop it,
Trance it, Dance it - doh-see-doh it;
Funk it, punk it - Status Quo it.
Talk
it, walk it, see it - view it,
Hear it, say it, bite it - chew it,
Stroke it, folk it, say it - do it;
Rap it, tap it - I love you it.
Advertise
it - spot promote it;
Merchandise it (if you wrote it) -
Type it, hype it, pimp it - play it,
Tell it, sell it: Hello and OK! it.
Get
it, flaunt it, catch it - throw it;
Shout it, tout it - quid pro quo it;
Jam it, spam it, know it, show it:
Slam it: damn it -
 You're
a poet!
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